So. I wrote this book everyone. It’s a middle grade book about a young ice skater and things just aren’t going her way even though she’s a freakishly good ice skater. Here are some reviews:   My mom: “This was the best book I’ve ever read.” My mother-in-law: “I read this book twice it …

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I started dating my husband when we were 19-year-old college students. During our first fight he purposefully flung himself into a snow bank and I started laughing and decided that I loved him. We have now been together for 20 years. That is a very long time. We have weathered moments of hating each other’s …

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Four-year-olds can get very angry. At 4, they are harder to fool, and they have a lot of passion about things like yogurt. Also, they can speak in full sentences and tell you exactly what they think, which is not always nice. I made the recent mistake of disagreeing with my own 4-year-old about whether or not …

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I received an email from my internet provider today warning me that we had some heavy usage happening this week. I almost sent them a picture of my middle finger and then another picture of my 4 yo curled around her iPad like a security blanket with her booger-filled tissues littered around. Umm…yes…internet provider, we …

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Warning: Satire approaching, please do not actually follow these steps. Do you want to become a helicopter parent? Have your lovelies by your side and in your home for the rest of your life because they are unable to function in society? I have created an easy-to-follow list to make sure your children will rely …

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